Archive Monthly Archives: December 2017

Screams and Dissertations

December 12th is Edvard Munch’s birthday. The Norwegian painter is best known for his masterpiece, The Scream. And, as a doctoral student, I’m quite certain that you know a thing or two about wanting to scream… The doctoral journey can be quite tumultuous. You can post an absurdly high GPA throughout your doctoral coursework, only to lose […]

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Mountaintops and Dissertations

December 11th is International Mountain Day. Has your dissertation journey ever left you feeling like you’re scaling a sheer cliff face?… I often liken the dissertation process to climbing a mountain. When you stand at the bottom of a mountain and look up at the top, you can do one of two things: You could […]

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Nobels, Decimals, and Dissertations

December 10th is Nobel Prize Day and Dewey Decimal System Day. Which one provides greater inspiration for your dissertation? Which one should?… The Nobel Prize represents the greatest honor in a number of fields of science. Each year the Nobel Foundation recognizes the achievements of  scientists around the globe…those who’ve made outstanding contributions in the […]

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Time Machines and Dissertations

December 8th is Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day. How much easier would the dissertation be if you had a time machine?… Whenever you try something new for the first you can count on two things: 1) You’re not gonna get right the first time, and 2) It’s gonna take you a lot longer […]

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Cookie Cutters and Dissertations

It’s National Cookie Cutter Week, and that’s just perfect for Christmas cookies… and dissertations… Cookie cutters are great for making Christmas cookies. Perfect trees, bells, holly leaves, and snowflakes. Creating such an intricate cookie used to take skilled artisans minutes to produce. With cookie cutters they require little time and even less skill to stamp […]

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Steven Wright and Dissertations

December 6th is Steven Wright’s birthday. Here’re some words of wisdom from perhaps the world’s most calm comic for stressed-out dissertation students everywhere… Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at. — Steven Wright You may experience a similar success rate with your dissertation. Of course, […]

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POTUS 8 and Dissertations

December 5th marks the birthday of the 8th President of the United States. Here’re some words of wisdom from Martin Van Buren that you can apply to your dissertation… I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men… in receiving from the people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor. — Martin Van Buren Van Buren […]

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The Dude and Dissertations

December 4th marks the birth of Jeff Bridges, aka The Dude. And, The Dude is a fount words of wisdom for dissertation students everywhere… I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. — The Dude You can […]

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Roofs and Dissertations

December 3rd is National Roof Over Your Head Day. Let’s honor this day by acknowledging our good fortune. And, while we’re at it, are you putting the roof on your proposal too soon?… Worldwide, over 22% of people lack adequate housing. More than 12% of the world’s population goes hungry. The next time you get […]

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